Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1331 views

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Way To Save Your Marriage

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.

The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Eid ki namaz aur pathan

1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya

2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.

Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.

1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!

2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

“FaceBook Ka Kamaal”

“FaceBook Ka Kamaal”
Class K Doraan Ek Larkay Nay Apna Facebook Account Khola,
Foran Professor Nay Comment Kiya,
“Class Say Nikal Jao”
Principal Nay Professor K Comment Ko Like Kiya,
Dost Nay Comment Kiya, “Oye Cafe Aja”
Maa Nay Comment Kiya,
“Nalaik Insan Class Nahi Leni Tou Sabzi Lay Kar Ghar Aja”
Baap Nay Foran Comment Kiya
“Dekh Lo Apnay Betay Ki Harkatain”
Usi Waqt Girlfriend Ka Comment Aa Gaya
“Dhokay Baz Tum Nay Tou Kaha Tha Hospital Main Hu, Dadi Akhri Stage Par Ha Is Liye Milnay Nahi Aa Sakta”.
Or Usi Waqt Dadi Nay Comment Kiya,
“Lakh Di Lanat”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Girl college

Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job
and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)