A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 721 views

Boy:what is that u keep

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The caption ofvteam

The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for
thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says,
“Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

police: madam darwaja kholo apke

police: madam darwaja kholo apke pati truck k neeeecheee ake papad bn gye he..............

madam: to isme darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat h .......neeche se srkaaaa do unhe...hahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dave and Mary

Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.

Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.

Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cousion ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)