Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya
Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…
Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya
Puchho kyun?
Kyunki….
Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki
“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”
Innocent Sant
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 801 views
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