A Sardar came to the office of

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.

“My father was 182 cms tall.”

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