A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.

“My father was 182 cms tall.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 558 views

Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Girl to Fireman

Girl to Fireman: It must have taken so much courage to rescue me as you did!

Fireman: Yeah, I had to knock down 3 other guys who wanted to do it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dada Or Dadi Jawani K Din

Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Woman: I was in a very

Woman: I was in a very generous mood today,I gave a poor beggar $25

Friend: Thats a lot of money to give away,What did your husband say?

Woman: Shukriya (Thank you)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)