FAQIR: ALLAH k Nam pr kuch day do?
FAQIR: ALLAH k Nam pr kuch day do?
Ghar se larki boli: kuch nahi ha maf karo,
FAQIR: Apna numbr hi day do, Baba Dua b kary ga or msg b.!:-D;-)
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