Teacher: Es Mohawary ko estimal karo "Mun mai Pani aana"
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Sardar Student: Jaise hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke chalo kia, mere mun mai pani aagia"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 727 views

A Doctor Is Complaining To A Mechanic

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A brilliant marketing statement writtenoutside a 'Women Shoe Shop'.....

A brilliant marketing statement written
outside a 'Women Shoe Shop'..... 50% discount if you select in 5
minutes...!!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Main bohat jald naha laita hoon kion

Aaik pathan :Main bohat jald naha laita hoon kion k main saban istimal naheen karta

Doosra pathan :Main tum se bhi pehle naha laita hoon kion kmain pani istimal naheen karta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Two strings in a park

One day there were 2 strings in a park.One string went on the swing and the other one went on the slide.While the string which went on the slide went on the round about.While the other string which went on the round about made a tangled mess.And the string which went on the swing said he is driving me mad.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Masjid Dhoondhny

2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:


Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.


Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.


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Masjid Dhoondhny

AHAHA HAHAHA
MERE ALLAH

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)