pathan and lady doctor
Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay?
Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban saktay jo chahtay ho..
Teacher: Tum kya banna chahtay ho?
Pathan: "LADY DOCTOR"
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