Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!..lolz..:P:P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 828 views

Student

Son: Papa Good News hai
Father: Kia?
Son: Apko yad hai na, ap ne kaha ta ke agar mai Exam me Pass howa tu ap mujhe 5000 rupey daingy?
Father: Han
Son: Apke 5000 bach gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Women revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Banda Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe

Ek Banda Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe Baat Kar Raha Tha

Dost: Yaara! LaRki Se Baat Kar Rahay Ho?

Banda: Yaara! Khuda Ka Qasam LaRki NahiN, Mangetar Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

To Maa ne pocha:

Tumne dua main kiya manga?

Larki.

Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

Larki: muskuraty huayA

(mubeshir mehmood)

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MAA:

Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

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(NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Student

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)