Purane waqaton main
Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main
Kya faraq hai?
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Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thi
Na bijli k bill
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Aaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai
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