High level confidence

High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me
“where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me
“whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 575 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Double heart attack message

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: . . . . 1st Msg:”Let`s break up now,it`sall over. . . . 2nd Msg:”Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!That was not for you…:p:O

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile
Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun
Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai
Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam
Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi
Udd Gaye,
Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu in fire brigade

Pappu in fire brigade...:p
Lady called:"Mere ghar mein aag lagi hai..
.
.
Pappu:"pani dalo pani...
.
.
Lady:"Pani dala hai per aag phir bhi nahin bhuji..
.
.
Pappu:"Phir hum akar kya krenge, hum bhi topani hi dalte hein... :p :O :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
.
.
.
.
3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
.
.
wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Ek din Court mein Judge

Ek din Court mein Judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat diye jaye.” Mujrim ne bahoot ghabrate huey kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.” Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha …. “My baap kaan [...]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BMW mili

Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,

Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy, BOHAT MOTI WIFE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Little Johnny

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar:
Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Umbrella

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai

Ek Shaitani Chudail Ne 60 Saal Ke Pati-Patni Se Kaha.

Chudail: “Main Tum Dono Ki Ek-Ek Wish Poori Kar Sakti Hoon”

Patni: “Main Apne Pati Ke Sath Saari Duniya Ghumna Chahati Hoon”

Chudail Ne Chhadhi Ghumaai Aur 2 Tickets Aa Gaye.
Phir Husband Se Puchha: “Tum

Bolo, Kya Chahate Ho?”
Pati: “Mujhe Apne Se 30 Saal Chhoti Wife Chahiye”

Chudail Ne Fir Chhadhi Ghumai Aur Husband Ko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya.

Moral: Aadmi Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaahiye Ki Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Rang gora karne wali cream

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook