pathan aur bhabhi
1 PATHAN Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?
Wo Bola:
Yara Me Jis sy Bhi Puchta K Phone Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hai, Kehta.
Tmhari Bhabhi Se..
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 855 views
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