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Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 860 views
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Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar Jokes In Hindi - Funny-jokes
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,
tum sab uski awaaz nikalna....
Teacher :- Dog?
Student :-Bow Bow!
Tcher :- Cat?
Student :- Meow
Tcher- : Lion?
Student :- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Tcher: kamino mene " LION " kaha h,
Not 'Leone'..! :D
Student : ooo teri :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan:
Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha
paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam ??
Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain ... (o_O )
bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam ??
MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Message of the weak !
Lambi Urraan K Bad Ghonsle Mein Chirriya Louti To Bachon Ne Poocha:
Maa Aasman Kitna Baraa Hai...?
Chirriya Ne Bachon Ko Apne Paron Mein Samet'te Huwe Kaha:
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So Jao haramkhoro, ak to jab ati hun ultay sidhay sawalat se sar me dard kar dete ho.
so jao
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya?
banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha??
santa replied: DEEP THINKING
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)