Shiv:-Mera Trishul kaha hai?
Shiv:-Mera Trishul kaha hai?
Parvati:-ganesh le gaya?
Shiv:-Kyu?
Parvati:-Keh raha tha ki
“Girlfriend” ke sath Meggi khane ka program he….
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