Shiv:-Mera Trishul kaha hai?
Parvati:-ganesh le gaya?
Shiv:-Kyu?
Parvati:-Keh raha tha ki
“Girlfriend” ke sath Meggi khane ka program he….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 896 views

What did the gangster's

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai

New Version of Old Dialogue:
Mere Paas Facebook Hai
Twitter Hai
Orkut Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Smart Boy Answer:
Mere Paas "KAAM DHANDA" hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aray doctor sahab jaldi aiye

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Duniya mei sabse dukhi

Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?
Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!
Santa:Kaise?
Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ped per ek ullu baitha karta tha..

Ek ped per ek ullu baitha karta tha..

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Ek din ped kaat diya gaya..

Ped bahot khush hua, kyuki ab uspar koi ullu nahi bethega..

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magar us ki khushi mitti mein mil gai
kyu ki...

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Ped ko kaat kar Pradhaan Mantri ki kursi bana di gai... aur Itihaas gawah
hai,
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"Aaj Bhi Us Par Ullu Hi BaithtaHai...:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)