Aik dost doosray say yar tum apnay doston ko
Aik dost doosray say yar tum apnay doston ko har khushi kay moqa par kabootron ka jora kiun detay ho.
Doosra dost: is liye keh woh doosray din meray pas wapis aajatay hain.
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