i love you

Sardar ji: apko kbi ksi se pyar hua?

Haan yaar!
Par wo manti hi nhi!

Kya kahti hy?

Kehti hy
””I LOVE U 2?”

Pta nhi ye doosra kanjar kon hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 604 views
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