2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,

Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!”

Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Jang main Job.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 580 views
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