2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,

Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!”

Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Jang main Job.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 580 views

Qurbani

"5 Pathan or 1 punjabi Helicopter ki Rasi sy latkay Huway thy",
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"Pilot: Load zyada hy 1 shaks ko koodna ho ga"

"Ye sun ker Punjabi ny kaha k Rasi ko chorny ki Qurbani main deta hoon
Taaliyan!"

"Ye sun ker sarray pathan Taaliyan bajany lagy"

by lescol (few years ago!)

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband Picture

The husband says to his wife, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"

She says, "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

He smirks and replies, "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

She calmly replies, "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 dost picnic pe gaye

3 dost picnic pe gaye, Phuchne k baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul gye.

Decide hua ki sabse chota dost ghar se pepsi laega.

Chote dost ki ek shart thi ki jab tak main na aau koi samose nahi khaega.

2 din guzar gaye, dost nahi aya. 4 din guzar gaye, dost nahi aya.

Bhaiyo ne socha ab samosa kha lena chahye.. Jese hi khane gye..

Ped k peeche se chota dost nikla aur kaha: Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga!!!!! :P Xd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer
Sir G! Barood Thora Kum Dala Karen, Last Time Hamara Admi
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Jannat Se 3 Kilometer
Agy Nikal Gya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)