2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,

Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!”

Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Jang main Job.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 579 views

A mother-in-law explaining

A mother-in-law explaining working 2 her newly married

daughter-in-law

I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.

Ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister.

My Son ur husband heads Ministry of Demand n Supply.

And my daughter i.e. ur husband's sister runs Planning & Developement Ministry.

Now u tell me which ministry wud u like 2 run?

Daughter-in-law instantly replied smiling, 'Dear mother-in-law! 'I wiill b the OPPOSITION LEADER..!!'Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Police Officer and a Blonde

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek faqeer tha

Ek faqeer tha.

Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..

Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..

Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..

Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...

Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Difference between a cat and a comma

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)