SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe
SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?
BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 837 views
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Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga,
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santa bar bar apni windows ka
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
In Computer Heaven:
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
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Q: What is you Father Name?
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Pathan: Plz Options?
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A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan
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A. Dilawar
C. Feroze
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Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
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Pathan: My Last Life line Phone a Friend.
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Kisko Call Karengy?
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Pathan: Apny Baap Dilawar Ko
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