SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe

SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?

BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views
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