SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe
SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?
BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 589 views
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A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gabbar :"Thakur ye
mobile hum ko dede,
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Thakur :"Dekh yarr
hath-pair ka mazak
theek hai,
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Mobile se mazak masti
nahi,
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Facebook chalu hai or,
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Basanti online hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana Hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ravan dance club me jata hai. Uski entry baki sab se 10 guna jayada thi. Bolo kiyun?
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan:
Meri Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi Aaj Me Nahi Soun Ga
Friend:
Larayi Kal Hoyi
To Aaj Q Nahi Soye Ga?
Pathan: Aaj Wo Banday Lekar Aaye Ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."
Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.
Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"
Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy: Meri aik,aik Saans Pe aik,aik Larki Marti hai..
Girl: To Tum Koi Acha sa Toothpaste Istimaal Q Nahi Karty.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Urti Chirya Kay Parr Gin Na
Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Pathan: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha
“UR ja”
wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:
Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)