SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe
SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?
BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 569 views
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.
"Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola "khair Mubarak" ;p :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Malik pathan naukar se
Naukri pa kar tum bhaag tu naheen jao ge
Pathan naukar haath joor kar: jee naheen Ess se pehle main char saal aik hi jagha raha hoon
Malik: kahan par?
Pathan naukar: janab jail mein
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2 Friends Jungle Main Bathroom Kar Rahay Thay,
Achanak SHER Agaya.
1st Friend: Oye Tu Dar Tou Nhi Raha Na?
2nd Friend: Nahi Nahi Yaar, Main Tou Nahi Dar Raha…
1st Friend: Tou Phir Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha…..:O :P :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just
before she dismissed them to go to church, “and
why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not
disturb people while sleeping.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Afghanistan mein posted saabiq amreeki general McChrystal dismiss honay ke baad apnay hajjaam se baal katwa raha tha, hajjaam baar baar kahta.."Taliban.....Afghanistan"
Teen chaar baar sunnay ke baad saabiq jeneral ne hajjaam ko toka:
"ye tum har thorhi dair baad kion kahtay ho "Taliban, Afghanistan"?
hajjam haath jorh ker bola:
"sir, aap ke baal jism se chipkay huway hein, jub mein Taliban or Afghanistan ka naam leta hunn to khof se aap ke baal kharhay ho jaatay hein or yunn mein aasani se baal kaat leta hunn."
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Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho
gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya ;)
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Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
.
Socho Socho …
.
Kaise Hua?
.
Aur Jara Socho
.
Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….
Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?
Boy : I’m Not Married Yet…
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai :
Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se
dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word
rahenge wohi dictionary le.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)