Saas vs damadh
Aik admi (apni saas se):ap ki beti me kuch aqal ki kami hai,;->
saas: han beta isi waja se to ise koi acha larka nai mila
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1065 views
Similar Jokes
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi
kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Happy Sing: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta h
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani, woh le ati hai,
Dost: Garam pani kuon?
Happy: Usse Bartan Achay Dhultay hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
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Moral: ZIADA HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya..
Mechanic Ne Dekh K Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab H,
Isliye Nhi Chal Rha.!
SANTA-Le 100 Rs. MAUSAM Naya Daal De..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har
Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?
Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai Acha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega
Bv: Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao Altaf Bhai TV pe khitab kar rahe hai
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”
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Girl: “Awww YES!”
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Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)