Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya
hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu :
arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 890 views

sab do din ki masti hai

Apne husn par itna guroor na kar
Sab do din ke masti hai
Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam
Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sardars Friend

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni

Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?

Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo
Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 larka pathan se

1 larka pathan se: Mai agar chahun to saray Pathano ko Jannat
se nikaal kar Jahanum main la sakta hun.

Pathan: Kis tarah yaara?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phaasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Phaasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You're beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)