SARDAR: I want to give a gift
SARDAR: I want to give a gift to my GF, what should i give?
FRIEND: Give her a gold ring.
SARDAR: Tell me about something big .
FRIEND: Give her tire of tractor.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 745 views
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