Bcha vs police man

Aik bacha kute ko le kar road k kinare ja raha tha aik police wale ne dekha us ne kaha beta bhai ko le kar kahan jarahe ho?
Bacha:police me bharti karwane.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 836 views
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