GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?

BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.

GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.

BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break FAIL hua.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views

DuNiya Mai 1 Waqt Aesa

DuNiya Mai 1 Waqt Aesa aye Ga Jab Sari Zameen par
Sirf PakistaNiyon ki HakuMat HoGi
Q K Baqi loG Traqqi Kar kE Chand Par Ja Chuke Hon Ge.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Last night was my fault

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

“FaceBook Ka Kamaal”

“FaceBook Ka Kamaal”
Class K Doraan Ek Larkay Nay Apna Facebook Account Khola,
Foran Professor Nay Comment Kiya,
“Class Say Nikal Jao”
Principal Nay Professor K Comment Ko Like Kiya,
Dost Nay Comment Kiya, “Oye Cafe Aja”
Maa Nay Comment Kiya,
“Nalaik Insan Class Nahi Leni Tou Sabzi Lay Kar Ghar Aja”
Baap Nay Foran Comment Kiya
“Dekh Lo Apnay Betay Ki Harkatain”
Usi Waqt Girlfriend Ka Comment Aa Gaya
“Dhokay Baz Tum Nay Tou Kaha Tha Hospital Main Hu, Dadi Akhri Stage Par Ha Is Liye Milnay Nahi Aa Sakta”.
Or Usi Waqt Dadi Nay Comment Kiya,
“Lakh Di Lanat”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan puts his hand on his

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend's hand while driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further.. and
Pathan drives to multan...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zindgi mein 1 baat yaad rakhen

Zindgi mein 1 baat yaad rakhen Ansu PONCHNE wale bahot milenge . . Lakin . . . . Naak PONCHNE

wala koi nahi milega SO hamesha ROOMAL sath rkhen..-._.-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)