Police:
Tum humko jaanty nahi
Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein

Pathan:
Tum D.S.P hy to
Ham M.P.W hy

Police Darty huwy:
Ye M.P.W kya hy

Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA :

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1023 views

The Ideal Man

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"

A lady at a nearby table overheard this and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

love u

Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya,

Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha.

Santa dekh kar bola,
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Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao.

Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .

wife:kyun. . . . ?

Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??

Height of gawarpan..
Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??
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Girl : "nahi
mai bachpan se hi gori hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)