Sardar Meet His Chinese Friend

Sardar Went To Meet His Chinese Friend
Who Is Dieing In Hospital.
Man Says Chin Yu Yan And Then He Dies.

Sardar Goes 2 China 2 Find Meaning Of Friends Last Words.

The Meaning Is…
You Are Standng On The Oxygen Tube!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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