Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 580 views
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Doctor: I know what to do. Open your mouth.
When the patient opened his mouth and the dentist pulled three of his front teeth.
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Funny sardar
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Us k SEENAY per "PRESS" likha tha
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Sardar 2: Oaey Tu Nahi Janta
Aasman Par
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"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
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"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
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Proffeser to stdnt-
what is attentn deficit hypractive disordr??
Stdnt-
jumbalakadi bamba! Holsga volsga...
Proffesr- i din't get u...
Stdnt- same here..!!
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