“Ufff Sardi”
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Jab Uper likha hy ke
Srdi Hai to Nechy Konsa
Heater Laga Hy jo Dekh Rhy Ho.
2014 ki pehil Bezti Mubark Ho….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 840 views

The Homework Schedule

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor: Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Ho,

Doctor: Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Ho,
Phir bhi aap itne dar Kyo Rahe Ho?

Mariz: Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha,
Us Par Likha Tha ..
"zindagi rhy to Phir Milenge"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Global Warming warning

Global Warming warning:" Our next generations will not be able to see polar bears and tigers..
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To hum kya karein.. ??

Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe..
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kabhi shikayat ki kya ?? :(( :p :D :O
rish.k

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Paani Me Gadbad Hai

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
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Madam: Who are you?
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Kid: My Papa Speaking !!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)