One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 963 views

Musafir (Gard se)

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.

Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wife Aisi Laana Jo

Aaj to Maa ne bhi saaf bol diya…

ki

Beta, Wife Aisi Lana Jo
Facebook Na Use Karti Hoo,

Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband: Mein apni wife se

Husband: Mein apni wife se divorce chahta hu. Voh mere se 6 mahine se boli nahi.

Lawyer: Dubara soch lo, aisi wife kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

us din naha lia karo plz.

Koi 1 din select kro
1. Sun
2. Mon
3. Tue
4. Wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
or us din naha lia karo plz.
Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)