Sardar
Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Dena Chahiye,
Sardar:Woh To Thek Hai Par Ubaalne Se Bacha Mar To Nhi Jaayega….
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 714 views
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Sardar Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya …
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Sahab, Exide Ki Daal Doon ?
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