Chiti Na Hathi Sa Kha
Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,
Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,
Raste me chiti ne kha
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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na
Dad Ne Dekh Liya
To Bawal Ho Jayega".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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