Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 869 views

Ipl Meets Bollywood

The Mumbai Indians have used a new player this season and his name is Aditya Tare.

One day, in a match with KKR, Aditya was hit by a bouncer and he fell on the ground.

Guess what people began to shout upon seeing this?

'Taare Zameen Par!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Got Into A Bus

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket
And Said April Fool.
I Have Pass.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Air hostes to lalu

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:
Sir, Are You Vegetarian Or Non-Vegetarian?
Lalu: I Am Indian!
Air Hostes:No Sir! Are You Shakahari Or Masahari?
Lalu:Na Re Sasuri I Am Bihari!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Desh Aur Videsh

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Finding Perfect Men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)