Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1014 views

Newly Arrived Baby Joke

At a hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies.
Father says, “Kitchy Kitchy Koo”…. “How Sweet” Look, she smiled! Isn’t she adorable?” His friend says, “But your kid didn’t smile.” The father replies, “I was talking about the nurse”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy After Watching "Singham"

Boy After Watching
"Singham"
DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade

Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade
ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?
Surjit: hua yun ki…
Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat
kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal
kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use
Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur
galat batein nahi sun sakta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

FATHER: How are your grades, son? 

FATHER: How are your grades, son? 

SON: Under water, Dad.

 FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? 

SON: They're below C level 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.

Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.

Ik kudi Bante de gal lag ke ron lag payi.

Santa to girl: Idhar aao ji, eh mere vi ohi lagde c jo Bante de lagde c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)