ek din ek aadmi naha do kar bahar nikla

ek din ek aadmi naha do kar bahar nikla, jaise weh nikla bahar us pe ek kabuter gober kar diya toh wah gusse mein aakar kahan ki are oh kabuter tuh chaddi nahi panta kya????

toh kabuter bola kyu tum loge pehan ke karte ho kya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 855 views
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