Phone pe qatal ki dhamki
Punajabi:mujhe phone pe qatal ki dhamki di ja ri hai,
police:wo kun hai.;-;-
punjabi:p.c.l wale hain kehte hain bil na dia to kat den ge
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 748 views
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