An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views

Munna ab chalne laga hai.

Wife: Munna ab chalne laga hai.
Husband: Kab se?

Wife: 8 din se.

Husband: Are tum ab bata rahe ho, wo kaafi dur nikal chuka hoga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus ko Chand pe bhejne ka
faisla kiya.
Magar Marathi babus adhe raste se hi vapis aa
gaye.
Marathi Babus said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand
to hoga hi nahi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bhikari Pathan Se

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.

Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hairan kun bat

1sj sardar:yar murghi ka bacha ande se kaise nikalta hai?

2nd sardar:niklna chorh yaar, mujhe to ye samjh nai ata k wo andar kaise chala jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)