Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,

Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,

Murga: Haan

Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 959 views

What If Doctors Make Films

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. Kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus Stop

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade
the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shadi nahi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum shadi k baadbadel gaye ho.

Biwi Shohar Se "Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"
Shohar: "Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n
Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Rupia dede Baba

Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba

Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho

fakeer:Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)