Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,

Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,

Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,

Murga: Haan

Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 680 views
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