Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya
To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?
He Replied:
Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K
Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….
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