Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya

To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?

He Replied:
Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K
Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 984 views

Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me

Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga,To Aik LEHAR ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA,Is Ne BahAr a kAr KahA: KON SI DEGH?
ForAn 1 LEHAR Aai Or Isko WAPIS le Gai,
TO is ne Kaha: YA ALLAH meNe TO ye PUCHA thA KON si Deg MITHEE ya NAMKIN

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
YCoz
He Feared That Fish WillStart Swimming In His Stomach

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha,

K


Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

BALLE BALLE!

Sardar was getting interviewed for a job.
Interviewer said Tell me opposite of Good
sardar: Bad
interviewer: Come

sardar: Go
interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichli
interviewer: Shutup!

Sardar: Keep talking
interviewer: Get out!

Sardar: Come in
interviewer: Oh God!

Sardar: Oh devil
interviewer: U R rejected!

Sardar: I m selected
BALLE BALLE!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)