SARDAR:mujy ek hathor ore keel chaye computer k liye.
SALESMAN:lekin iss ka computer main kya kaam?
SARDAR:yaar mujy computer mein window lagani hy...

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 1042 views

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?
Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai. .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Salwar Ke Nade Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hai?

Ek Din School Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchha?
Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Salwar Ke Nade Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hai?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, P.H.D.”

Teacher Hairan Hokar: “Iska Kya Matlab Hai?”

Pappu: “Ji, Payjama Holding Device.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A beggar

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Woman`s Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)