Sardar

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 807 views
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