Girlfriend ke ansu

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya
fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte
hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte
nikalte hain!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 629 views
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