I work on the.....
What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.
“I m a nurse.” “I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me,” he whispered in her ear.
“That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 903 views
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