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Afghanistan mein posted saabiq amreeki general McChrystal dismiss honay ke baad apnay hajjaam se baal katwa raha tha, hajjaam baar baar kahta.."Taliban.....Afghanistan"
Teen chaar baar sunnay ke baad saabiq jeneral ne hajjaam ko toka:
"ye tum har thorhi dair baad kion kahtay ho "Taliban, Afghanistan"?
hajjam haath jorh ker bola:
"sir, aap ke baal jism se chipkay huway hein, jub mein Taliban or Afghanistan ka naam leta hunn to khof se aap ke baal kharhay ho jaatay hein or yunn mein aasani se baal kaat leta hunn."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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