Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha
Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.
Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...
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