Ande ke haath mein Torch
Ande ke haath mein `Torch', behare ke haath mein `Radio',
Gunge ke haath mein`Mike', bewakuf ke haath mein `Mobile'!
Kya zamana aa gaya hai...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 807 views
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