Aajkal Ke Bachho Ko Sab Pata Hai
Baap Apne 6 Saal Ke Bete Ko Sulate Hue Bola.
Baap: “So Ja Beta Nahi To Bhoot Aa Jayega”
Beta: “Papa, Aap Logo Ko To Bas Romance Karne Ka Bahana Chahiye, Chahe Bachhe Ki Fat Jaye Bhoot Ke Naam Se“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1445 views
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