If a lion attacks ur
'Santa- If a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ?
Mr.....'
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 776 views
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Jab Uper likha hy ke
Srdi Hai to Nechy Konsa
Heater Laga Hy jo Dekh Rhy Ho.
2014 ki pehil Bezti Mubark Ho….
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