Abu mujhe motor cyle le kar den
Bacha: Abu mujhe motor cyle le kar den;
Baap: Beta Khuda ne yeh du tangain kiun dee hain? ;
Bacha: Aik kick marne ke leye, aur doosri gear dalney ke leye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 753 views
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A beautiful female college student comes to a
young professor’s office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels
pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes
meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers,
“… I would do…anything!!!”
He returns her gaze. “Anything???”
“Yes… Anything!!!”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…..
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu :P
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Pappu :- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...?
Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to ...?
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to ...?
Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun...? kya wo traino ki takkar rok dega ?
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Pappu:- Jee nhi,
wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar nahi dekhi....P :D
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Bv :sath wale ghar me larai hori hai mian bv ki ap bi aik bar jao na
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I don't know what to do.
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Husband: Keep it in his Books. I know he will never touch them.
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