Tumhe Pata Hai Smart Husband
Ramu: Tumhe Pata Hai Smart Husband Jaisi Koi Chiz Nahi Hoti Hai
Golu: Tum Kaise Keh Sakte Ho?
Ramu: Smart Log Husband Hi Nhi Bante.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 665 views
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