Machhar apne pote se
Machhar apne pote se-beta hmare jmane me khoon choosna itna aasan nhi hota tha.
Pota-Q
Dada- Kyonki us jmane me ldkiya pure kapde jo pahankar soti thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 826 views
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