Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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