Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone

aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?

Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views
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