Aajkal Ke Smart Bikhari

Ek Faqeer Bus Stand Per Khada Bheekh Maang Raha Hota Hai, Ek Lady Ko Dekh Woh Usse Bolta Hai.

Faqeer: “Aye Maayi Allah Ke Naam Pe Ek Rupaya Hi De Do”

Lady: “Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati Itne Smart, Khubshurat, Handsome, Ho Ke Bheekh Mangte Ho”

Faqeer: “Acha Darling Phir Apni Ek Pappi Hi De Do“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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