Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na
Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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